There is no God...

And I have the proof:

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? W T F? Im crying and vomiting while I type this.
  
• Since ports are out of the question, Bush tries to give Dubai NINE American military manufacturing plants. Brilliant! Some people never learn.
  
• Although a name isnt everything, why Wii? Im still really pumped about the Rev, I mean the Wii, its just that its been 24 hours and Ive already heard and/or read about 42 million micturation jokes. Fuck.
  
• I just watched Last Tango in Paris last night. GET THE BUTTER! Dont get me wrong, Brando was awesome in LTIP, but I just didnt need to see him get fingered by some young, nubile frenchwoman.