Random thoughts and a little Q&A

Random thoughts:

• Ayn Rand makes lazy people feel like shit.
  
• People who use less than 3.5 scoops of coffee per ten cups really suck ass.
• Working for a company that has no policies, protocol, or purpose is a definitely a double-edged sword.
• I believe that sping has sprung. Cue the 8 inch snowstorm.
• Streetlight Manifesto will rock your socks off. I mean who else can play mach speed ska riffs and drop names like Hemingway, Camus, Salinger and Van Gogh in the same song?
  

A little Q&A:

Q: How many 24 year old divorced Puerto Rican mothers of three does it take to annoy the shit out of me at work?
A: One.

Q: How many secretaries whose bosses were recently fired were themselves recently fired for muttering the word fuck under their breath in the past two weeks?
A: One, so far. You never know around here though.

Q: Which days offer the best drink specials at Brendan O'Neills?
A: Tuesday ($3 Irish Trinity, $2.50 for a shot of Jamison (add 25 cents for a wash)), Friday ($3 Carlsberg), Sunday ($3 Car Bombs! Holla Holla). Of course I would never ever ever never ever enjoy said specials on my lunch hour. Honest.

Q: What percentage of prepaid cellular telephones are purchased by drug dealers and/or users?
A: Approximately 62%.

Q: Is it true that all mobster's daughters are attractive?
A: From my limited personal experience that is an affirmative.

Wow. Great questions folks, really. We should do this again sometime soon. Yeah.